I have always enjoyed the timeless art of haiku. Here are a few that sum up my day:
Real bad UTI
It’s multi-drug resistantGo to the ER!
Sore throat, can’t swallow
Painful glands like golf balls
Could it be mono?
Very skinny man
Surprisingly large penis
Act like no big deal
The magical mystery land of community health 
i’m new to the blogging world; even simply reading them, but I must say your haiku about the little man and big penis made me say TEE HEE…
this is how i feel when i read your haikus:
STOP IT!
No, don’t stop!
Shut the fuck up.
Oh my god!
and finally…I am so glad I don’t have your job.
love the blog, xoxoxo.
Very nice blog
Cleverest woman I know
Cristian says, “Hello”
More haikus please! Those are great!