The magical mystery land of community health

I don't make this stuff up!…but I do change identifying information.

Quotes of the day May 26, 2010

Filed under: Uncategorized — lesbonurse @ 10:52 pm

Me, to older man scheduled for appointment to discuss results of his cholesterol testing: “Well, I’m just taking a look at your labs.”

Patient: “Why do you want to look at my abs? I’m fat!”


Me, to 40-something single male: “Hi, how are you today?”

Patient, winking: “Blessed to be in your presence!”

(note to self: use that pickup line on someone in the future…just not at work)


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