Patient, in exam room with husband.
Me: “What can I do for you today?”
Patient: “I need you to check me for gonorrhea. Because HE got it.” (shoots evil look at husband) “Also, my knee hurts.”
Me: “Ok, I can do that. Did your husband get treated already?”
Patient: “Yes” (another dagger-eyed look at the gonorrhea-ridden husband)
Me: “And did you recently fall or hurt your knee somehow?”
Patient’s husband: “Oh yeah, when she found out about the gonorrhea she jumped on me and started hitting me and I think that’s when she twisted her knee.”
Me: “Oh, ok…”