The magical mystery land of community health

I don't make this stuff up!…but I do change identifying information.

Close, but not quite… April 2, 2010

Filed under: Uncategorized — lesbonurse @ 1:19 am
  • Appointment reason: “Swollen buttocks”  Actual complaint: hemorrhoid.
  • Transcribed note, from dictation: “An MRI was done of the parade, and was negative.”  (MRI was done of the brain)
  • “My doctor gave me a medication for my nerves.  It was called ‘Filivah'” (Ativan)
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