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Life lessons January 6, 2010

Filed under: Uncategorized — lesbonurse @ 3:40 am
  • When your family sends you a “special” sausage in the mail for Christmas, eating it will give you a terrible case of food poisoning.
  • Poor proof reading will result in your documentation stating that your patient was treated with “vicious lidocaine” (instead of ‘viscous lidocaine’).
  • Inserting a tampon rectally is not a recommended treatment for rectal bleeding–try coming to the clinic instead!