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Slogans for a new year January 4, 2010

Filed under: Uncategorized — lesbonurse @ 2:05 am

My friend (let’s call her GlobetrottingMidwife) and I like to make up rhyming motivational slogans for each new year.   Here’s some community health slogans for 2010:

Take your meds again in 2010

Feeling Zen, 2010

Come see me again in 2010

Avoid nasty men in 2010

Use your insulin pen in 2010 (please!)

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One Response to “Slogans for a new year”

  1. that midwife Says:

    2010 spotting, embryo implantation?

    chlamydia again, and again and again in 2010

    2010: avoid accidental fertilization

    contraception in 2010 is your friend

    only flare-based rectal insertion in 2010

    just say no to fetal decapitation in 2010

    2010 papilloma on the mend

    2010: HIV is not pretend

    STD clinic, bring a friend in 2010

    ok, some are slant rhymes.


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