The magical mystery land of community health

I don't make this stuff up!…but I do change identifying information.

Nice try December 12, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — lesbonurse @ 4:06 pm

Arrived at the clinic yesterday to find this phone message: “Patient states that he was walking outside with his dilaudid and spilled it in the snow.  Requesting refill.”

Ah yes, when I take my morning constitutional, I always bring along an open bottle of a powerful narcotic.  Good luck with that refill request.

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One Response to “Nice try”

  1. np2b Says:

    Just when you think you’ve heard ’em all…


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