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Best quote of the week October 11, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — lesbonurse @ 8:02 pm

Patient, describing her hip pain:

“So it hurts when I do this (external rotation) and it hurts when I have sex–you know, when I open my legs.  And I can’t even ride a man anymore!”

Runner-up for best quote of the week from woman with vaginal discharge: “I can tell that I’m having discharge because whenever I sit down my pussy goes ‘bllllthpppt’ (raspberry noise)”

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