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Mmm, creamy October 6, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — lesbonurse @ 12:19 pm

Me: I see you have some upcoming GI appointments.

Patient: Yes, my Bavarian swallow is scheduled in November.

Me: Uh-huh, I did see that they booked you for a barium swallow.

Patient: I have to go back and see that GI doctor after I get my Bavarian swallow.

Me: Yes, we do want to follow up on the barium swallow

Patient: That Bavarian swallow thing, does it hurt?

Me: No, the barium swallow doesn’t hurt. (thinks to self: Unfortunately it’s not as creamy and delicious as it sounds.  Mmmm, I could really use a donut right now)

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