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Another important life lesson July 29, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — lesbonurse @ 1:26 am

If you happen to be a young person enjoying a night out in a club, and you happen to see someone that you have a problem with, and that person happens to “just walk up out of nowhere” and punch you in the face a few times, ask yourself these questions:

Did I lose consciousness?  Do I have blood pouring from my nose?  Did I just bite a giant hole in my lip?  Does my entire face hurt like a sonofabitch?

If the answer to these questions is yes, go to the ER.  Don’t wait a week and then walk in to see your friendly nurse practitioner with a complaint of “headaches and facial pain.”


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