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The questions that came out of my mouth today: July 8, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — lesbonurse @ 2:25 am
  • “Why were you carrying $400 worth of narcotic medications in your purse?”
  • “When did you first notice the sore on your vagina?”
  • “Why are you asking for GoLytely as a daily medication?”
  • “Has anyone talked to you about the bad effects of overusing laxatives?”
  • “Do you know your blood sugar is over 500?”
  • “Have you checked your blood sugar at all in the past month?”
  • “Has anyone ever told you not to cut out your ingrown toenail with a knife?”