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Sunday Night Haiku May 4, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — lesbonurse @ 2:12 am

Not a good combo:

Coumadin and alcohol.

Seriously.  Stop.

Sent home by the boss:

Need a return to work note

saying “No swine flu”

New patient seems odd.

Turns out she has Alzheimer’s.

Please, bring family!




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