The magical mystery land of community health

I don't make this stuff up!…but I do change identifying information.

Healthcare haiku April 7, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — lesbonurse @ 1:17 am

Just read in the news:

patient of mine arrested

for stabbing someone

Alert! Lab result:

A reactive RPR

You have syphillis!

It’s that time of year.

Exam room hot like furnace

Turn the heat off, please!

Annual exam,

Supervising my student.

Taking FOREVER

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