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Don’t say this out loud January 3, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — lesbonurse @ 4:57 am

Things you should avoid saying to your 30-week pregnant friend:

  • “Oh my god, you’re wearing…a poncho!  Wow, what a poncho!  Ha!”  (friend will say “It’s a shawl.” and then go into the other room and say “Lesbonurse hates my shawl!”)
  • While feeling the baby kick: “Whoa, how weird!  It feels like an alien in there!”  (Friend will look less than amused.  Bystanders will look confused at lack of appreciation for the beauty of pregnancy)

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