Me: It’s very important to control your blood pressure. You could have a stroke or a heart attack if your blood pressure stays high.
Elderly Puerto Rican Man: Oh no, I don’t want to die. I want to live to see the election!
Me: You and me both.
Elderly Man: I want to live to see the colored guy win! You know, that Obama.
Me: Yes, I know. I’m not allowed to tell you who I’m voting for.
Elderly Man: C’mon, you know you want him to win. That colored guy. That’s who I’m voting for!