The magical mystery land of community health

I don't make this stuff up!…but I do change identifying information.

Quotes of the week July 21, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — lesbonurse @ 2:11 am
  • From a man with low back pain: “Let me tell you, honey, I tried to get up this morning and I screamed like a hooker!”
  • From a hard-of-hearing elderly woman, in response to the statement ‘We’re going to change the dose of your morphine.’: “WHAT?  YOU’RE SENDING A MONKEY?!  WHY?”
  • From the same elderly woman, who called an left us a voicemail after finding that her insurance had not yet approved her new med: “Your clinic doesn’t help people at all!  May God rest your lousy souls!!”  (slams phone down)
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