The magical mystery land of community health

I don't make this stuff up!…but I do change identifying information.

More healthcare haiku July 1, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — lesbonurse @ 11:37 pm

Patient wants to change

to “English-speaking doctor.”

Racist or ok?

Asthma follow-up–

Never got controller med.

Surprise!  Still can’t breathe

First day of July:

Flock of fresh-faced residents

wandering the halls.

Woman has seizure–

Doctor yells “Get the crash cart!”

We have a crash cart??