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Friday Morning Haiku June 6, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — lesbonurse @ 10:49 am

It’s raining outside-

Can’t take the dogs for a walk.

Not disappointed.

Rash in your armpits:

Folliculitis Barbae?

Got to stop shaving!

Your COPD:

Better now that you’ve cut down

from three packs a day


2 Responses to “Friday Morning Haiku”

  1. aap Says:

    manage mcdonalds?
    65 pound weight gain
    shoulder dystocia

    makes baby’s arm limp
    nerve damage called erb’s palsy
    11 pound kid

  2. dregina Says:

    fear of lung diseases
    natural byproduct of
    job at ACS

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