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Q & A May 15, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — lesbonurse @ 12:51 am
  • How did you manage to artfully, yet professionally, document a friction burn on a man’s penis? I described it as “a traumatic desqaumating injury.” (I think I invented the word ‘desquamating’)
  • What disturbing incident involving bodily fluids happened to you today? A woman confessed that she has been having fecal leakage during sex for the past 20 years, but she was too embarrassed to tell her PCP.
  • What were you thinking about as you listened to a bradycardic elderly woman’s heartbeat? I was thinking of an animal hibernating in a den…how the heart of a hibernating animal will slow down for the winter. I felt sort of peaceful and sleepy, listening to her heart beating at 39 bpm.
  • How do you know that you have PMS? Because I just got choked up watching an episode of ‘Scrubs’, for god’s sake.
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One Response to “Q & A”

  1. Sarah Says:

    I think you wanted the adjective,
    desquamative, which the OED defines as:
    “tending to or characterized by desquamation, as in desquamative nephritis, pneumonia, etc.”

    Either way a scaly rash on your johnson’s sort of gross. Dude! Don’t yank it dry!! Use some lotion, or spit or something.


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