- How did you manage to artfully, yet professionally, document a friction burn on a man’s penis? I described it as “a traumatic desqaumating injury.” (I think I invented the word ‘desquamating’)
- What disturbing incident involving bodily fluids happened to you today? A woman confessed that she has been having fecal leakage during sex for the past 20 years, but she was too embarrassed to tell her PCP.
- What were you thinking about as you listened to a bradycardic elderly woman’s heartbeat? I was thinking of an animal hibernating in a den…how the heart of a hibernating animal will slow down for the winter. I felt sort of peaceful and sleepy, listening to her heart beating at 39 bpm.
- How do you know that you have PMS? Because I just got choked up watching an episode of ‘Scrubs’, for god’s sake.