- Sometimes, I wish that I would have a manic episode so I could finally do all the things around the house that I keep putting off
- Ditto to the above, except that sometimes I wish I could be hyperthyroid–just for a few days–to do all that work
- Sometimes I wish that someone would prescribe me flexeril. My back really hurts and now I’m getting sciatic pain!
- I wish that the people who live in “tornado alley” in the midwest would finally wonder why a natural disaster that happens to the west coast is God’s wrath, but a natural disaster that happens to them is proof of God’s blessings (even though people died!)
- And I must confess…I do think that the gays have better fashion